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"It can be difficult to remember, e.g., which celebrity “is ready to play by her own rules” and which “is ready for a new life.” "

Is any of this occurring in the off-world colonies? My media consumption may be poor, but it's not hopelessly vacant; besides, I was too busy noticing the maybe five or six headline changes on a given moderately centrist right-wing oped, which were presumably undertaken for the purpose of getting me to read the right-wing oped and agree that Republicans really should win all the elections because everyone loves money, right? - they just shouldn't be rude about it.

"Stumped?"

Phileas T. Flabbergast Once Ate the Heart of a Baby Seal

Justin N'Goyen Died On Set But Is Enjoying Being All Over Your TV

Lauren Pendergast Didn't Love Losing a Foot to an Angry Oscelot

&c.

elm

the dude's shirt said, 'i'm not saying i hate you but i would unplug your life support to charge my phone'

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Max Read is listing your stupid headlines and sipping iced tea. And probably has a cold.

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