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zack's avatar

Deeply curious to learn more about the people who are not lineally descended from an ancient family

Wintermute's avatar

This person would ace an audition for “minor character in a William Gibson novel.” The best, and most convincing, part is the matter-of-fact-ness of this character. Sometimes, people just train student in Linux administration and the occult!

Dave Infante's avatar

Came here just to say: "like what da fuck"

Vasudha Shankar's avatar

This article reads like the old-school internet. I'm here for it.

DrunkDalek's avatar

Hell yes. This is the kind of bonkersness internet findings I come here for.

Mike Rapin's avatar

I have to assume a demon-hunting OS _does_ exist, though.

Stephen's avatar

"I assume he’s talking about Hollywood squares."

Or Tic Tac Dough

Shawn's avatar

Okay, this one gets a "what in the absolute fuck" from me.

sam's avatar

Dumb question: isn't everyone, by definition, a lineal descendent of 'the common ancestors of all 7 billion people currently alive'?

Love the roundabout way of describing Linux, I too initially read it as something proprietary and esoteric.

(not the Sam described above)

Alberto De Leon's avatar

Can you ask your friend Sam what kind of mechanical keyboard he's using in that photo?

Max Read's avatar

“ Keychron C1 (surprisingly cheap)”

Samuel Garfield's avatar

"And so, there you have it (?)." One of my favorite Read Max lines of all time.

Slskfjfidiedidkdj's avatar

Ahhhh. Absolute chaos. Just how I like it

elm's avatar

Yeah, I very vaguely remember that guy. Revenge of Usenet, huh?

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I think I'll pass.

elm

trolly