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Moo Cat's avatar

Dude the charging people for sunscreen on the magical group trip is so apple dimension

Jo's avatar

1/8th share of the requisite travel size 30 SPF sunscreen: $0.80

Memories: priceless

Blake's avatar

"Siri, calculate the relative surface area of all friends in the group chat and adjust individual sunscreen costs accordingly"

nemo's avatar

I love that the AI's "professionalize" function - judging by that image - removes any actual useful information from the message. The 'before' message clearly states the problem, gives an example, and explains why fixing it is important. The 'professionalized' version is not only completely vague on all those points but eliminates any sense of urgency!

I would also like very much to sit in on the process of writing and selecting these glimpses of Dimension Apple for the marketing shit. Do they have a writer's room? Is there a Dimension Apple Bible?

Kalen's avatar

I saw someone pithily note (of LLMs writing fiction-ish things) 'why would I want to read something no one had written', and I think it applies here- the core business model of most of these AI-flavored writing gizmos is to produce documents that have that ineffable corporate flavor of no one actually needing to read them.

nemo's avatar

wow what a fantastic summary of all AI content. that really does cut right to the core of it. it's Arthur Jensen's perfect corporate utopia from Network

Chris Fincher's avatar

The periods are gone. We did it, Read Max!

Kalen's avatar

Ah yes, the professionalize button- turn your actual human communication that might get actual results into something simultaneously more threatening and more obviously not worth reading.

Jimmy C's avatar

"Make this read like a poem"

Mark Slutsky's avatar

Does this represent the first appearance of Italo Disco in Dimension Apple?

Max Read's avatar

To the best of my knowledge, yes.

Mark Slutsky's avatar

Excited to see what comes next.

© David's avatar

Tito, putatively masculine, looks like a woman. Does this date me?