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And if you want to see breaking news from a legitimate news outlet it's paywalled. I imagine hearing an asteroid is about to hit earth but I can't get any updates bc all the news articles are paywalled. *frantically subscribes to learn time of death*

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Max, seriously? I did not realize that anyone actually expected anything more from Twix these days. When I need info on something, I rely more and more on YouTube - especially during big, breaking events like this. Every major network and local TV channel had a livestream, half the newspaper outlets had one and there are countless reputable meteorologists - especially those who specialize in hurricanes - right there at your fingertips. (I like Ryan Hall, Y’all). The only time I’ve been on Twix since Elon bought it where there was anything worth doing was the day Joe dropped out and Kamala became the nominee. And I’m convinced that this *fun* day on Twix stemmed solely from the fact that the news was too much even for that degraded hellhole to destroy before it had a chance to spread.

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