🚨 FOR SUBSCRIBER EYES ONLY 🚨: READ MAX "DAD THRILLER" MERCH ALERT

Celebrating 100 posts

The crack Read Max content-production team is not made up of “math people,” in particular, but we’ve crunched the numbers and believe quite strongly that the post you are reading, right now, is The 100th Read Max post since this humble experiment in small business and reader alienation launched last year.

And what better way to celebrate such a milestone, and thank the excellent people who have ponied up their own hard-earned cash to support this newsletter, than with -- that’s right -- SUBSCRIBER-ONLY READ MAX MERCHANDISE!!!

With the assistance of top in-house designers and the excellent people at Panther Printing of Paterson, NJ, Read Max is quite pleased to announce our first-ever Read Max Official Long-Sleeved T-Shirt, which you can see in all its glory below! (Keep scrolling for the link to buy it, which is hidden cleverly behind the paid-subscribers-only paywall…)

Click to see it closer up.

On the front: A badge featuring the name of the newsletter (READ MAX) and the newsletter’s (fully working) phone number, 843-READ-MAX, proudly displayed on the chest so that interested parties -- and parties will be interested, having seen this shirt -- can contact us at their leisure.

On the back: A rendition of the famous “Dad Thriller diagram” from Read Max’s now-legendary Dad Thriller post!